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Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."
Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?
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Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."
"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"
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A city of about 200,000 in northern California. It is about a 45 minute drive up the coast from san Francisco. Nice people, good weather, and great wine. THere is no such thing as an extremity in Santa rosa. OUr ghetto (west 9th) is a rural mini-slum, and out gangstas are nice enough (if you don't look them in the eye)
Santa rosa is the major city of Sonoma County.
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Used when requesting a beer, allows for discretion as to not attract vast amounts of beer pan handlers. Especially when in large crowds of poor college students or moochers. There is no verbal response, the only response is to procure a beer for the requesting individual. this method originated on Long Island Maine as a fix to an all to common problem.
Individual 1: "Hey Val, santa Fe."
Val: (Returns with Beer without attracting unwanted attention)
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A beautiful city located in Sonoma County’s 707 area code--- about 60 minutes north of San Francisco, with a population of approximately 160,000 people (5th largest city in the Bay Area). Home of great people, fine wine, and Charles Schultz.
Main attractions include Asia Mart, Fountain Grove, and the Charles M. Schultz Museum.
Guy #1: I wanna get some fine ass Chardonnay for my girlfriend
Guy #2: Let’s go to Napa
Guy #1: **slaps guy #2** GTFO, Napa is hella boring. We’re going to Santa Rosa
Sleek: I stabbed someone
Jeff: Then gtfo Santa Rosa. In the olden days we used clubs; they build character.
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Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.
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An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
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