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one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
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Pouring hot wax over an erect penis for sexual pleasure
I yankee candled by boyfriend last night
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This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.
"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."
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A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.
I was just waxing the candle.
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When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.
Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!
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When a males erect penis ejaculates, and seamen flows down the sides of the penis like wax from a candle.
Wow! that cock is like my candle!
Mrmm..i've never tasted a candle cock before!
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When you ejaculate into a girls ear.
Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.
Dude good work on that German Candle
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