a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!
DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!
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A guido, spikey hair'd fake tanned juicehead rodent, but much worse.
Holy crap! Did you go to GuidoTrash.com and see that guy? He is the epidemy of Guido Trash!
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A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.
"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."
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A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.
OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!
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Tape that fat Guido's use to tape up their tits as to avoid embarrassing themselves and/or their Guido posse, while playing sports or other physical activities that involve jumping running and rapid vertical shuffling, prancing or skipping.
Ahhh shit brah! I gotta tape my tits with some Guido tape so I don't embarrass myself...
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A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.
man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.
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"guido dance" as what guidos and guidettes call frolickin. It is kind of a dance move seen being done by mostly guidos and guidettes at a club. This dance is really attractive to both the guidos and guidettes although some people with a different lifestyle would think these people frolickin are "faggets".
Uh babe im tired doing this guido dance let's have a break make out.
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