so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair
Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!
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THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.
Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......
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noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.
You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.
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When someone holds you by the back of your neck with both hands and kisses you full on. Like in the movies.
Nathan rapist kissed me today and im not sure if it was good or scary.
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Any dentist or dental assistant no matter how tender their touch
I just got back from the mouth rapist and boy are my teeth sore
A person who really enjoys F***ING cement blocks or something idk
Me-dude!
Stay away from I'm,he's an INDUSTRIAL RAPIST!
Construction worker-dont go!your gonna get cum-ment all over ya!
Otherwise known as fraternity boys,.
John and Alex from U Tappa Hoe Fraternity are simply rapist Americans