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Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018


Late-Seats

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.

We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!

by GermanGirl1226 December 20, 2008


hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.

My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.

by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013


bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006


Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016


Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle September 23, 2008


slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 30, 2023