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a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption
Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?
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A big bitch not giving good reason as to why she is a cunt to people around her
Person 1: Did you hear about Elle and Max not on good terms?
Person 2: Yea, Elle is being quite the bitch with unreasonable points
Person 1: What a cunt
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Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
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A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
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Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback
Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term
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A disease that affects many assholes, annoying people, and smart-asses alike. The primary Symptom is answering a one word phrase or suggestion with a sarcastic opposite
Guy is peeing.
Guy:Hey guys I'm back!
long-term word association syndrom patient: chest!
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when someone makes such a positive impact on you, sexually, emotionally, etc, you fantasize about them before you go to sleep every night
The causes of Pre-term Sleep Dream(P-TSD) vary, but the common factor is usually positive reinforcement.
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