what all the cool kids, all the dawgs, all the fellas call ukeleles
yoooo u bring ur uke
ye lemme just get out of my sube ( what the cool kids call subarus)
The N-word for Ukrainians
“The US recently threw away $3 billion on those filthy Ukes and their war”
verb. to fail horrifically in a public setting. (uked, ukeing)
"Man, Dave really uked it up."
"Way to uke."
Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
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