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A virus formed by the hybridization of all other viruses.
The Virus that simply bitch-slaps people to death.
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A strange phenomenon in which after prolonged exposure to a accented voice (especially British accents), you begin to slightly mimic the accent semi-consciously.
After watching all those Animal Planet documentaries, I began suffering from a the Limey Virus
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The corona virus is not a joke, but the corn virus is.
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A virus you can get from a porn site. Because Jesus does not want you looking at porn.
13 year old kid: Man, I got a jesus Virus the other day.
Other person: Did your parents find out?
13 yr old kid: Nah I have a porn eraser.
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The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%
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A common name for Sars-Cov-2, AKA the Chinese Coronavirus, AKA the Chinese Virus.
I ate some bats and got Wuhan virus!
Some lady sat next to me on the subway and started coughing. I hope I didn't get the Wuhan virus.
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Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.
M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.
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