Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

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Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

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suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

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My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

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My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

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get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

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Suck my dick

It means for a girl to put your cock in her mouth and use her tongue to please you

Im so hard i want yoh to suck my dick

Ughhh yeahh just like that ughhh

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