Paper Towel

Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity

"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.

"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.

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Cock Towel

A towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a cock; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one's cock as well.

I had to use my cock towel after things got a little messy last night with Jenny...

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towel pole

Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.

Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.

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towel-head

Muslim, especially arabic

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scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.

Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.

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Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

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Towel Head

A Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

"I'm tired of all those damn Pittsburgh Towel Heads taking over our home stadium every year."

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