Wag Cruu

The most muvafucking crew in the United Kingdom. Niggas know not to fuck with these gangsters. This crew consists of 1,000,000 members, and each one is a blood-wanting crazy fuck. They run through chavs like troops and even a SWAT team. The crew started in a MSN Messenger conversation, in which the beginning members and a hairy fuck were involved in. The hairy fuck began by saying wag1 which angered the others, and as a insult, they replied with, Wag1s, Wag2s Wag3s etc.

Then, one person, stood out and said. From Now On. We Are The Wag Cruu, and each member was given their name, and from that day...the Wag Cruu took out pussys like Miral Shah and co.

This is a crew that no-one in their right frame of mind would ever fuck with.

"I was once scared of the Wag Cruu, but then I moved to America where the only harmful thing that could happen, is eating too much Burger Kings! I'm so happy to be safe, and away from those thugs. That airhorn and letter really scared me!! I cried that day and shortly after ruined my pants by pissing in them."- Miral Shah

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There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.

Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.

shin-wag/shin-dig

A word to describe a little party, a sexual encounter or a little mischief. (i before e except after c, right?)
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.

Hey, Wensley, I know you're up for a bit of a shin-wag/dig.....(provokative, eh?)

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Bald head Scally Wag

Someone with NO hair in the back

She is a bald head Scally wag

wag 1 ma g

it means hi in England roadman slang

girl:haii
roadman:wag 1 ma g

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.