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A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.
My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.
the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
this guy fucks on god he does
Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!