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when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,
Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK
Low rise jeans. They are pants that fit on the hips and are unappealing to wear. When you bend over, they show off your butt crack. They are also very appeal to men that have crude, dirty, and crass humor.
Sally wore her crass ass pants to school and had all the boys drooling over her. However, she also suffered a wedgie for the entire day.
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When a man hugs a person with an erection.
Kim: So how was the party?
Suzanne: Fine, until Matt gave me a pants led hug.
A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.
While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.
Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."
pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.
person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants