when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,
Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK
Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.
While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.
Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."
pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.
person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants
You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.
Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.
A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.
Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'
JJ: Nooahh
A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.