Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

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A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel

This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.

The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.

"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!

Here are some chapters from the book:

Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch

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Dirty Alex & Gracie

A dirty Alex & Gracie is when you throw crackers in a circle and pour semen out of a glass onto them in a perfect triangle

Omg Chris and I did a dirty Alex & Gracie last night and we even recorded it! Wanna watch?

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National Praise Alex Day

this day is a day for the men to celebrate the birth of alex miller (millerpalex on insta) because he is sexy

“everyone got shit faced on National Praise Alex Day”

Ethan Jeon and Alex Ren

Likes someone named Elizabeth

Ethan Jeon and Alex Ren like Elizabeth

National Alex has a face day

Dec 23

Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)

Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face

Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day

You have to absolutely drop anyone named Alex and he isn’t alive to end the day with his legs not broken

Paul : “It’s National Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day”
Johnathan : “ Let’s beat the shit out of Alex

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