Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing
after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "
Kaylee Marie :Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree !
(bc she sings it too much:
Kaylee Marie : Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree ! oh how i love you christmas tree !
Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!
Mari koistinen is amazing person and like books
and like to read them
guy 1 : its Mari Koistinen
guy 2 : Omg!!!!
The act of slurping tomato juice from a gaping vagina.
John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night