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bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019


a mary shelley

A hand job in a mausoleum .

"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "

by Cricci August 23, 2019


ily marie.

ily marie.

ily marie.

by yurielo September 25, 2022


Kaylee Marie

Kaylee Marie :Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree !

(bc she sings it too much:

Kaylee Marie : Oh christmas tree, Oh christmas tree ! oh how i love you christmas tree !

by livelaughlanadelrey January 23, 2024


Mari-Juanna

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.

Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!

by QueenBitch 👑 April 11, 2016


Mari koistinen

Mari koistinen is amazing person and like books
and like to read them

guy 1 : its Mari Koistinen
guy 2 : Omg!!!!

by KANAKARTSU October 29, 2019


rusty mary

The act of slurping tomato juice from a gaping vagina.

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night

by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014