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A Swedish cracker that English speaking people made a meme about
I was in Sweden once and they had this weird as cracker package “Finger Marie”
The sweetest girl you’ve ever met she will brighten your day and bring you smiles she is so smart and funny you will always want to be around her
dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”
When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.
No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
sex addict. innocent and cheerful but has weird fetishes. good friend. another word for horny
"Horny? You must be a Mary June."
"Yes sorry, I'm a Mary June."