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bathroom sex

Bathroom sex is when you have sex in the BATH. But more wet and dirty.

Warning might make you horny

I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.

I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.

by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 14, 2017

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The sex couch

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!

sex couch Drama kids The sex couch

by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Flashback

A random flashback to a time when you were being fucked. Happens spontaneously/ out of the blue.

I was driving on the highway and got a sex flashback. Now Iโ€™m horny.

by Coolblue November 30, 2020

32๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


apocalypse sex

Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex; I just hoped that this time, it was for real...

by Fox64 January 3, 2008

7358๐Ÿ‘ 2000๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex on legs

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

by devilboy December 3, 2004

459๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


postmarital sex

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)

Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.

by SirHangDangly February 13, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Guest

People who get invited to parties for sex.

Have you invited the sex guests?

by Frogfaerie March 24, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž