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Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
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A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.
She laughed loudly and left.
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A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.
Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
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Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
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arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions
Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**
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When you get an erection while playing with your dog.
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
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A boner only achieved in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”
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