Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.

"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"

Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)

"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

Trench twat

A foul disgusting vagina.

Damn bruh Tessa got trench twat like mad