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The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility
Oh man I fapped so hard last night
weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?
Yeah but im fapama porn laden...
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springs favorite type of gay porn
gay porn but with furries
sprimg:i love gay furry porn
everyone:we know
._. XDDDD ;-;
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The idea that there is a subset of women who are actually too good looking to ever appear in pornography. It arises because even if these particular women did want to make a living off their looks/body they would have many more and better options than porn, for example acting or modelling.
Jessica Alba is too pretty for porn.
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Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
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midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!
do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?
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Pornographic material that shows everything excluding insertion or penetration.
Jenny stars in soft core porn movies.
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The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore
Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler
Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang
Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
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