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A band where all of the members are named Larry. They split up due to the erectile dysfunction of one of the members. Larry Jambowitski was the lead guitarist afflicted with the problem. His wedding vegetables became caught in the oven door while trying to feed his dog. The lead vocalist, Larry Vehemently, was arrested for stealing little boys underwear. He spent 11 days in jail. The lead bassist was Larry Appleton. He was murdered by Balki Bartokomous. The drummer, Lance Elott, often referred to as Elephant Tusk was sold into the Peruvian Slut trade.
Lenny : Look at that bag of doughnuts...
Marc: Where are my onion bags?
Lenny: Didn't they sing for Onionbox and the Crotchmonsters?
Anton: Nope...2 skinnee j's
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to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner
sara and jon are j walking jangsters =
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A person who needs to get sent to another galaxy
Donald j. trump: a thing you say when someone is a complete dickhead moron
1: ay you see bill
2: yeah he is so a trump
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A racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, generally bigoted Cheeto who just so happen to be the 45th president of the United States. He acts like a child and has intellect of vast lowness. He has 46 sexual assault allegations against him. He doesn't give a fuck about the environment or his fellow human beings. He hates liberals because they're smarter than him and are smart enough not to like him. He also built a fence at the border of the US. And to top it all off, he says tremendous every two words Yes, this is a man people have and will vote for to RUN THE FUCKING COUNTRY.
Quotes:
"I am very highly educated, I know the biggest words, I have the best words."
People who vote for Donald J. Trump are either brainwashed, bigoted, or too idiotic for words. Most of them are a mixture of all.
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A god in his own lunchtime. Very swarve and cool.
That Josh Hartnet is a real Dr. J.
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A much under-rated rapper. Almost one of the immortals.
With DefJam...and especially good when appearing with Redman, DMX and Meth.
Also a movie star.
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Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
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