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When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.
When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...
A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys
Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan
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Taking a hot mexican sauce and put it in ones anus, then putting a dildo (or anyother thing you can put in your anus)and spinning it around while feeling the burn of the hot sauce.
I'm gunna give you a mexican corkscrew.
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The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.
Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night
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Someone of Mexican decent who is very light skinned, speaks perfect English (not necessary Spanish), and can blend in with gringos without being detected.
Donald Trump's worst nightmare come true
Is she really Mexican? She's white and speaks prefect English! I never knew she was Mexican
She's a snow Mexican, that's why
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place where illegals get personal info on americanos
mexican mailbox at every casa, en old mexico only rich people have mailbox. Me madre said U norte americanos es muy richie....En mexico our casa had 4 walls, 3 windows, no roof, ( U don't need a stinking roof in Mexico!!!) and a BIG TV set.
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