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You fucked something up
Something has gone bad
My dodge went all fucke wucke
A term used when you finally are able to confront the sentient gopro that's been crawling into the corpse of King Minos like an ant, only to get your shit rocked so hard the Council tells you you're not worthy of the Father's light.
V1: lmao get railcoined nerd
Gabriel: What...? How can this be? Bested by this... this THING. You insignificant FUCK!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
The act of rubbing the penis against the pubic hairs of the woman.
Shane: Have you ever heard of fucking fuzz?
Donovan: Yes it sounds amazing!
Any place on your body where you receive a hickey.
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!
An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk