Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

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Ghostbuster Rules

When a man is confronted with a piss trough (or communal urinal) upon entering the men's bathroom, this is the set of rules applied when urinating next to another man. In essence, as in the movie, crossing streams is forbidden.

"My buddies and I were getting thrashed at the local pub when I needed to take a piss. When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a piss trough mounted to the wall with another drunk a-hole pissin' the night away. After a quick glance, an unspoken agreement confirmed that the Ghostbuster Rules were in effect."

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Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.

Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right

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Aibu Rules

It is the feeling of overcoming insignificant thoughts based on others with ego or drug related problems. This gives self confidence , which is what the other person seems lacking.

miller: kid, you think you cool....
*insert a name*: save it monkey, cause Aibu rules.

A beneficial tool against wanna-be bullies who are actually men on their late 20, a message to grow up.

My days; I had to put up the Aibu rules on a wanna-be racist. It was funny how he made a clown out of himself at the gym, my mates found it funny.

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Rule 94

If it exists, It's been made into the Weezer blue album cover.

The "94" references the release date of the album.

Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.

Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.

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Rule 202

Treat others the way you wanna be treated. Just kidding.

Hey, stop it!
Rule 202. I don't have to.

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12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”