Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.
"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."
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After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
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A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.
If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!
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Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.
-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.
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Coming up short on what task you do.
Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.
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When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.
(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."
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When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.
My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.
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