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limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy July 9, 2013

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limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 10, 2018

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limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

by Ajones April 17, 2003

750๐Ÿ‘ 242๐Ÿ‘Ž


limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 21, 2006

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limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

by Jbraat November 3, 2011

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Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 8, 2017