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When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.
Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
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(noun). a poop cavern is the subsequent result of expelling feces from your rectum and then minutes later, having finished your initial poop, the need to expel more poop arises.
the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.
the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
"well I first took a shit, wiped and got up. thinking I was finished I left the washroom to its own devices only to discover, moments later, that I must shit again. I thought I was all done in there but it turns out it was just a 'poop cavern'.
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when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping
lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.
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an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.
Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.
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v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.
Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.
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Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.
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The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.
That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.
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