When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked
I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...
The act of going down on a girl.
"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"
A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity
"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"
Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina
adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity
v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"
adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."
v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"
Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)
"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"
"Yeah. What a twat-squad"
"Fucking right"
A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.
"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"
"I know. What a twat squad"
"Fucking right"