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That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells
When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
What'd you get into last night Jake?
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone
To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.
I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.
A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"