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French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018


French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 1, 2017


The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021


words in french

its words in french

i cant read these words in french

by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020


french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015


french tobacco

Code name for weed

I smell some French tobacco

by C9thc June 15, 2022


gabrielle french tutor

She is a very generous friend who is a tutor of the highest quality. She manages to maintain a healthy balance between a tutor professional relationship and being a kick ass friend. She will help you with any of your french/writing challenges or pick you up from a night out at the drop of a pen.

Friend: Hey, I need your help?
Gabrielle french tutor: No.
Friend: Please.
Gabrielle french tutor: Fine.
Friend: You silly sausage.

by M. Moose Araouzous December 3, 2017