When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”
All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.
hell. fucj world is@hell plewse let me out of here
person 1: fuck world mod tord sure is sexy
person 2: agreed
when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!