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A viral video in which a man is killed with a hammer in yellow plastic bag , has his eyes poked out and stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver.
Guy 1: Did you watch that 3 guys 1 hammer video?
Guy 2: ya man it was brutal.
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austrian words, which:
aren't very nice
not usally used in everyday life
just typical autrian :)
austrian words pt.1
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
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An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.
"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."
You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.
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The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !
Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."
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2 girls 1 cup is an Internet shock video that is f**king bad-ass horrible. It starts with one girl shitting into a cup, and then the two eat it. That's right, THEY EAT SHIT. And then, they THROW UP INTO EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS! IT'S F**KING SICK!
Dude 1: Hey dude, watch this vid!
Dude 2: OK, I'll HOLY SH**!!! WHAT THE F**K!?! YOU ARE A SICK MOTHERF**KER, MAN! WHAT THE F**K IS THIS??!! IT'S 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!! WHY???!! HOLY SH**!!!
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A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)
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When someone claims they are very religious on Sunday but don't act like it the other 6 days a week
She sleeps around with everyone at the church. She's not a real Christian, she's just a 1 Day A Week Christian.
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