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the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.
Hey! you remember that lesbian Canadian we saw at tim’s yesterday?
Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians
Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .
The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.
A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:
On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together
Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street
lesbians who look like straight girls
lesbians who wear Lulu Lemon
Jamie: *Points to two woman wearing lulu lemon* “Woah, haha, straight people.”
*The two woman begin to kiss.*
“Woah! Those aren’t straight woman, they’re lulu lesbians.”
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to
Hey, you get her number?
nah, she pulled a lesbian card
Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."