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A fantastic game that was made in 1985. The game is about a plumber named mario and his little brother luigi in the mushroom kingdom to save a princess from the evil king koopa.
Kids father: what are you playing son?
Kid: Super Mario brothers. It's a great game.
Something you tell someone right before you beat the crap out of them like goku from dragonball z.
I tried to warn you but I guess I am going to have to go super saiyan on your ass.
*SBB
*A woman with a phat ass and a strut.
*A women with juicy breasts and a nice bounce.
*A sexy women with much attitude.
Bruh that chick’s is bangin, and she has got mad attitude..Yo that chick is an Super Bad Bitch.
Gurl, you’re a SBB...
A stupid ass level in the game Geometry Dash, specifically made to be confusing and with gameplay similar to that of a shit stain on a toilet and decoration that's purposefully made to hide all of the obstacles in a level and hurt your eyes. Currently in the extended demon list at around the 100 - 150th place range. Often considered to be a fun level to learn and practice and has even sparked a remaster of sorts in the form of "Maybe Possibly Thing".
1. Hey man I finally beat super probably level last week.
2. Oh shit, how many fingers am I holding up?
1. Uhm, 13?
The Super Adventure club is a club dedicated to traveling all over and molesting children.
The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
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One of the greatest games of all time, Kirby Super Star isn't just one game. It's jam-packed with nine different games. All of the games are original in their own way, and incredibly fun due to the awesome gameplay mechanics. The gameplay is simple. Walk, run, jump, swim, and attack. This game is best played with a second person, using the "helper" system to create an ally to help you defeat the baddies. The nine different games are:
1. Spring Breeze - Stop King Dedede from stealing all of Dream Land's food! An easy game for beginners, where the "copy" system is first learned.
2. Dyna Blade - Dyna Blade is destroying all the crops! Travel to Dyna Blade's mountain to defear her! Slightly harder than Spring Breeze, but more fun. There are two secret rooms where you can find all the abilities Kirby can use.
3. Gourmet Race - King Dedede challenges Kirby to a race. Race to the finish line while collecting the most food at the same time!
4. The Great Cave Offensive - Kirby is trapped in a cave! Help Kirby escape, while collecting as many treasures as possible. See if you can collect all 60!
5. Revenge of Meta-Knight - Meta-Knight is attempting to take over Dream Land with the Halberd! You must stop him! This game has a time limit, so if you don't complete it in time, you could lose a life!
6. Milky Way Wishes - Stop the Sun and Moon from fighting! Go to all seven planets and use the dream fountains to summon the comet NOVA, so he can grant your wish! This game has no copy, but you collect pedestals, so you can use whatever abilities, whenever you want, as long as you collected it.
7. Megaton Punch - A simple timing minigame. Try to make the power meter reach the maximum, make the crosshairs up, and time the pendulum perfectly!
8. Samurai Kirby - A game to test your reflexes. Face off against the computer or another person to see who has the best reflexes!
9. Super Secret Game - Available only after you finish Milky Way Wishes. That's all I'm going to say.
Kirby Super Star is one of the greatest games of all time. Get a friend, and you'll see.
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Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.
I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.
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