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When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.
As I was talking to Nicholas about my expectations, he side ignored me.
Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business
“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”
“No, I’m her side dick.”
"Damn whiteney, what's that in your ass"
"Oh just my side hole, wanna lick it?"
when layla says something dumb
layla called me a dog, domestic side eye
The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look
*see someone*
Girl one: man that boy is cute
*boy turns*
Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands