high centered

getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you

just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered

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High Pitched

Someone who:

1) Sits around getting high all day
2)Acts like they're good at something when they're clearly not.

Scenario 1:

Nerdy dufus " You got red eye sir ''
Dude with the Dutch " Yeah...I'm high pitched right now ''

Scenario 2:

Dappy from N Dubz " Yo Im the sickest emcee outta the UK ''
Laughing nigga " Oh shit your funny blud...you're definately high pitched ''

7👍 16👎

High tide

Females scissoring while on their periods

Ethel and I decided to high tide last night after a few drinks

7👍 17👎

High Wire

The name of a new Album made by the band: Zarathustra- Pronounced: zar-uh-thoo-struh

Wow, I really love the new album that just came out called "High Wire", by Zarathustra.

6👍 14👎

Contact High

When one gets an imediate errection when coming into contact with a female.

When Stacy gave me a hug goodbye, i deffinitely got a contact high.

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High and dry

When you're left with a boner but you didn't shoot your jizz

I already came. Sorry to leave you high and dry

6👍 12👎

High-atus

Getting distracted from the topic of a conversation, as a result of being high.

Dude you've been rambling about how 'Thundercats' was better than 'Transformers' for 45 minutes-- You must be on a high-atus.

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