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Kevin (adjective) male form of karen,Rat,Snitch,Cop Caller,works with Police, willing to testify against anyone to get ahead, Looking to call police on you and your friends, dirtbag
This dude is called police on me for no reason hes acting like a real kevin right now
The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.
Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.
He's a whole lot of gayness for your anus!
Wow that's a while lot of Kevin for one man's anus
Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
A big gypo who’s afraid of needles and wants to get Covid
Paul wouldn’t hold Kevin’s hand so Kevin didn’t get the vaccine
Kevin is one to love driving and the outdoors. He has a big heart for those in his life that he cares about. Once you really allow yourself to get to know him, you'll be hooked. Never underestimate how understanding and caring a Kevin is. He may not be ready for anything with you, but he is worth the wait.
"A Kevin is a rad ass dingus."