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The type of guy that means well but is already in a committed relationship with his job, school, etc.
I really like Tiler, but he's too much of the unavailable guy.
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Seth Mcfarlanes ripoff of the Simpsons.
Hey, did you see the new episode of Family Guy. Yeah, it was done on the Simpsons a week ago.
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when a guy is talking to his gf/mom/sister who is talking about shopping or some other unpleasant topic, and he just nods and says something simple
girl: and i found the absolutely perfect prom dress! it was strappless with blue sequins....
guy: yup it sounds great
girl: and you will be getting a tux.....
guy: yup sounds great *nods.
Next day....
guy: wow she just wouldn't stop talking
guy 2: looks like u went into guy mode majorly
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cool beany dude, the chicks love him
part of best friend group ever, kaka
plays smash bros wayyyy too much
alpha rat
did you see bean guy do that absolutely amazing smash bros combo??
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A bad ass motha fucka that porks all the triflin ass skeezas
"I can't believed you railed that broad, son guy!"
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Noun: OxyContin 80mg. The strongest pill found on the street.
*no longer made, replaced with a non crushable form OCP
Let's get a big guy and we'll all get chaunced.
Wanna chaunce? Let's split a big guy.
Dude, this summer, big guys for 35 bucks all day!
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A car guy is a car enthusiast who spends his weekend at the local race track and spends his days talking about how much power their cars got to the wheels. A typical car guy will usually wear a fitted monster or dc hat with a shmedium dc shirt to match. Their jeans are usually very awkwardly fitted, being tight in all the wrong places. Shoes typically worn buy a car guy are something puffy like dc court graffix, or any other rad racing shoes. Another sign of a car guy is a zip up (also shmedium) sweater that is rarely zipped up. When approaching a car guy, be ready to make excuses about your economy tune or where you bought your latest monster gear.
guy 1 "you see that dude with the shmedium dc shirt and the awkward jeans?"
guy 2 "yeah, he must be a car guy"
*car guy approaches*
car guy "yo, i woulda won but im running my economy tune. But atleast i still won this monster/DC colab fitted hat"
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