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The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.
Last night I had a French wank before sleep.
An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.
A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
To masterbate while doing the salsa.
Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!
Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank