jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

Hot shower

A shower, but with Venix inside.

I had a hot shower today

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

Polar shower

When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.

"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.