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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster June 27, 2017

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club/knock the stuffing out of sg

(infml, originally NY slang): make sb. feeble, weak or demoralized

“Talk quickly – those fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific.”
O’Henry: 100 Selected Stories, Wordsworth Classics, 199, p.74.

by Petyush March 30, 2005

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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

The best album ever made, by the Beatles. The cover has over 70 people on it, and it itself contains 13 tracks, including Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Lovely Rita, and A Day In The Life. It topped the Rolling Stone's list of top 500 albums, and is by far the band's best album, selling millions of copies.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the best. Album. Ever. Period.

by zippy117 January 4, 2009

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"Hang Ten" strip club lingo

is when your at a strip club and you take a ten dollar roll of quarters and put the end in your mouth. the stripper with then straddle your head and with her pussy take the ten dollar roll of quarters out of your mouth and stand up and let them hang out of her pussy over your head!! just hope they dont fall out on you.

dude last night at the strip club me and the stripper were going to "hang ten" strip club lingo, but she was loose thats how i got this black eye.

by the truth truth July 18, 2011

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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1) The most influential thing ever written while high.

2) An extremely popular Beatles album.

My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009

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big beefy tan man fan club

club est. 2021. started by the three coolest girls of all time and their experience with love at first sight. the big beefy tan man fan club is the elitist social club in the whole wide world.

Oh my god... maybe this'll get me into the big beefy tan man fan club

by member1 October 6, 2021


Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021