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Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.
Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.
When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out
Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.
This will be your room.
Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.
The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily
Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.
See also Fap.
1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."
The product which is made from the art of fapping.
Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.
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