Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

"I have a headache. I must have wine flu"

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Wine train

A train ride with wine-tasting!

"All aboard the wine train" "Hey open up wine! Linda's comin' in!"

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Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.

1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"

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breakup wine

Wine you buy for your girlfriend but don't give it to her because you are dumping her

Mmmmmmmm, yeah that breakup wine!

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wine down

A time to step away from your computer, enjoy some wine and cheese, and socialize with your teammates. First celebrated in 'The Cave' at the original GooglePlex, this time-honored tradition dates back to 2002.

Currently being resurrected by LetsPodre of the Retail vertical.

"Hey, are you going to the Wine Down?" - John
"Yeah, I could use a break from work, and I need to catch up with my coworkers" - Becky
"I'm definitely going, I heard there's going to be cheese" - George

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ass-wine

The fluid that leaks from ones' ass causing both discomfort and staining of the underpants.

I had to change my underpants twice yesterday due to the higher than average amount of ass-wine I was leaking all over them. Also: I was in discomfort.

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Wine aunt

A woman who doesn’t have children and or doesn’t want them, and is always traveling and seeing the world. She occasionally comes to visit her nieces and nephews and brings them cool gifts from her latest adventure. Bonus points is she wears a scarf around her neck and has a cherry red Vespa.

My wine aunt is visiting!! I can’t wait to hear about what cool things she’s been up to while she’s been seeing traveling

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