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A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD
I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.
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An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
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Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.
Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!
When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth
“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.
When you put sand in a girl's asshole and then proceed to fuck her in the ass.
Guy 1: "Last night my girlfriend let me Arizona Butt Fuck her."
Guy 2: "Well it beats the hell out of your girlfriend having sand in her vagina."
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The sexual act involving 5 midgets and a woman of obese nature. The midgets use a wire and tie it to the chimney. The other side of the wire is tied around the neck of the obese woman. While taking turns, each midget uses a clothes hanger to slide down the wire, anally penetrating the inner wall of the magestic sactum known as the clitoris. The midgets then thrust their penises into each other's assholes, forming a human train.
"Hey Trevor, your mom is having an Arizona Skyline Party out back."
Snow white and the seven dwarves had an Arizona Skyline Party last winter.
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This is an amazing drink, no one knows how awesome this is. Like if you where every gunna go to your store && needed something to drink. This is it. Just don't choke from laughing.
"You have ice?! I LOVE ICE!! , I bet that would go good with some Arizona Iced Tea!"
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