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Come on everyone should know that apart from the car the word bmw is described as a 'black mans willie', I know this, because i've heard stupid immature people say it but i don't use dis dumb word.
Silly 11 year old white girl: Did you know that the car bmw can stand for a 'black man's willie' hahahahahaaha (not)
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"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's
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Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.
There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day
And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.
-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
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black man working
an african american male who has a legit job and works in a profession (doctor, lawyer, professor, executive)
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black man's weiner, derived from the initials for the car, to classify as a bmw it must be at least 11 inches and tinted black
bmw's are disgustin or he's black, he must have a bmw
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Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!
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bavarian made wank. a brand of car made in germany. in the uk, these cars are generally driven by people in the uk who fit in one of the below categories:
1. inconsiderate men who are going through some mid aged crisis who pick up 18 year old girls from dodgy town clubs because they think they are cool, even though they got their car on higher purchase.
2. females who are skinny and blonde and have some sugardaddy hubby, who recently persuaded him to buy her a bavarian to replace her rotting barried up vauxhall nova.
3. older guys who have more brains than to go spend their money on something cool, like a DB7.
bavarian made wank cars are typically seen either tailgating some car down some urban road, or driving in the fast lane of the motorway when no other cars are about. always spare a moment for bavarian made wanks in the hard shoulder on the motorway, by honking your horn and pointing and laughing at them.
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