Bitch Bike

A girly ass motorcycle ridden by a grown man.

A 200lb manly macho man riding a Honda Rebel (bitch bike) when everyone else is riding a Harley.

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bike crew

A large, fast-pedalling grouping of post-apocalytpic people on bicycles who are coming for you and know what to do. Bike Crews are noted for fighting, being right and owning the night.

We are the Bike Crew!
(We are coming for you!)

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bike-curious

Someone who is bike curious is someone interested in being a fag motorcycle rider later in his life.

First heard on southpark on November 4th 2009.

Steve: Do you think that guy is a fag?
Jake: No, I think he's just bike-curious.

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bike spokes

The way a female's asshole looks whe she spreads her butt cheeks.

Dude, all you gotta do is bend her over, stick your cock in, and bust those bike spokes!

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nigger bike

no such thing

"is that nigger riding a nigger bike?"
"no, its a white persons bike silly!"

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dutch bike

Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.

"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"

"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"

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Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

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