Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley
I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend
when a male is getting head and while his penis is in the girls mouth you take the females head and shake it around and about and whip your penis out of her mouth as hard as you can
"dude me and my girlfriend tried wagget blasting last night and when i whipped my penis out she almost bit it off"
when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole
Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice
Taking a hit of DMT (Dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!
It's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise.
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Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
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Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.
"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"
"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."
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1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
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