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Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

by cwestn May 10, 2023


Sugar Blossom

Not only a sugar/fondant cherry blossom but can also be used as a nickname 🌸

John: hey sugar blossom you coming

Hurry up

by Max_caroni April 7, 2022


Sugar blossom

Most commonly sugar cherry blossom

🌸

But can be used to describe fondant flowers

Kt: did you make anything sugar blossoms for the birthday cake

by Max_caroni April 7, 2022


The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.

"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"

by Satanic man August 26, 2017


Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass

Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.

by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020


Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume

Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019


awesome possum blossom

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

by DaScandinavian June 21, 2015