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the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.
1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.
2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.
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The bottom portion of a used tampon, near the string (usually around .5 centimeters) that is not red with the absorbed blood. When first designed, tampons were approximately one centimeter shorter than the average tampon today. Women often complained that when they removed the used tampon, they got blood on their hands. Ronald Stimp, co-founder of a Minnesota-based feminine hygene product company was the first to pioneer the tampon of todays length. He felt the extra expense that his company would have to pay in order to produce a longer tampon would be worth it financially, because increased customer satisfaction would result in skyrocketing sales. He was correct and later sold the patent for his design to Tampax® for 2.3 million dollars. By 1965, when the Stimp-style tampon had gained wide appeal, the first mentions of "stimp cotton" were documenter. The term has also been used as a derogitory comment to describe a person who wears his or her pants too long.
Greta was grateful that the stimp cotton kept her prom gloves white that night.
Those hippies are all a bunch of stimp cottons.
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when your girl is so horny she creates cotton cheese in her panties.
"Man my girl was so horny, When I took her panties off to eat that muff there was loads of cotton cheese in them' panties"
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Money and capital assets made by Southern Aristocrats from slave labor on plantations.
Maybe we could claw back some of the Cotton Money that has accumulated from compound interest over the last century and a half and invest it in impoverish southern communities and underutilized and over exploited human resources.
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a twitching of the leg in response to genital stimulation and/or inner thigh pinching.
The lady and I were foolin' around the other night. She did something crazy with the boys and I got the cotton leg.
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A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
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